Why do I think I make a crappy girlfriend?
I make a crappy girlfriend because I am pretty annoying. More often than not, I intend it. Other times, well, I don't mean to annoy you, it just comes out naturally. Trust me when I say I always try to stop being annoying when you're already making that "angry face" of yours. But I just can't help it. I'm annoying and I like annoying you for the sole reason that you get annoyed by it.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I am more on the crazy side. I laugh at non-sense jokes. I cry at the least romantic movies. I hate hugs but I would require you to hug me before we sleep, would feel abandoned when you don't and would remove your arms when you do. I dance when I'm happy, even in public. I do the weirdest and craziest things.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I have bad sleeping habits. I crack my knuckles, my hands, my neck and my feet before I sleep. I usually rub my feet with yours to put myself to sleep, even when you're already fast asleep. I move around to find my sleeping position and once I do, I don't want you to disturb me because I will bite you.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I'm a cry baby. I cry when I'm happy and when I'm sad. I even cry when I'm mad and when I'm scared. I cry when I see a cat coming towards me. I sometimes cry for no reason at all or for a petty one, say, when the electric fan is on (which is weird, I know). I have a bottomless tub full of tears hidden somewhere inside my eyes.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I have a weird preference when it comes to food. I don't eat much rice, but I will take as much as 1/4 of your viand and maybe all of it if I really like it. I want my lucky-me mami dry with two eggs battered in it. I like my pancit canton filled with cheese. I prefer cooking fried food with butter, or with nothing at all.
I make a crappy girlfriend because when I order three sets of food, I only eat the first set I ordered or maybe only half of it and make you eat the rest. I don't know, I like it when I see you eating, even when I know you will feel bad afterwards for eating it all.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I get jealous very easily. And as if that's not enough crap already, when I get jealous, I tend to ask stupid questions and throw a hissy fit when you fail to give me a valid and detailed answer. When I catch you saying hi to a girl I don't know, I expect you to tell me right away who that is and where, how, why and when you met, etc. Or else...
I make a crappy girlfriend because I love having arguments. I never give up on an argument even if I already know that it's pointless or that I'm wrong. I always try to find a way to make my argument right, and yes, I always, always, always succeed.
I make a crappy girlfriend because when I'm sick or sad, I get really cranky. I would push you away when you try to take care of me, and feel neglected when you don't. I tend to throw temper tantrums, too, so I expect you to hold me down whenever I do.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I drink too much. I can drink for one whole night and not get drunk. But when I've already had one too many drinks, I go crazy and need to be taken care of.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I have trust and commitment issues. I have extremely high walls that need patience and love to be taken down. When I say I trust you, I do, even when I show a hint of doubt sometimes. I am a big paranoid, that's why.
I make a crappy girlfriend because whenever we watch movies or TV shows, I secretly search for its plot/synopsis on Google. I hate being surprised. I like knowing the story beforehand. I love cheap thrills, too, but I'm just one impatient person.
I make a crappy girlfriend because, like what I said in the preceding paragraph, I am impatient. I expect you to answer my calls all the time, even when you're asleep. I expect you to reply to my messages within 10 minutes of reading it. Or else, I go hysterical. I don't like waiting.
I make a crappy girlfriend, JUST BECAUSE.
I make a crappy girlfriend, I know… But I love you more than I love my blueberry cheesecake. And I don't think anyone can beat that!
I make a crappy girlfriend because I have bad sleeping habits. I crack my knuckles, my hands, my neck and my feet before I sleep. I usually rub my feet with yours to put myself to sleep, even when you're already fast asleep. I move around to find my sleeping position and once I do, I don't want you to disturb me because I will bite you.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I'm a cry baby. I cry when I'm happy and when I'm sad. I even cry when I'm mad and when I'm scared. I cry when I see a cat coming towards me. I sometimes cry for no reason at all or for a petty one, say, when the electric fan is on (which is weird, I know). I have a bottomless tub full of tears hidden somewhere inside my eyes.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I have a weird preference when it comes to food. I don't eat much rice, but I will take as much as 1/4 of your viand and maybe all of it if I really like it. I want my lucky-me mami dry with two eggs battered in it. I like my pancit canton filled with cheese. I prefer cooking fried food with butter, or with nothing at all.
I make a crappy girlfriend because when I order three sets of food, I only eat the first set I ordered or maybe only half of it and make you eat the rest. I don't know, I like it when I see you eating, even when I know you will feel bad afterwards for eating it all.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I get jealous very easily. And as if that's not enough crap already, when I get jealous, I tend to ask stupid questions and throw a hissy fit when you fail to give me a valid and detailed answer. When I catch you saying hi to a girl I don't know, I expect you to tell me right away who that is and where, how, why and when you met, etc. Or else...
I make a crappy girlfriend because I love having arguments. I never give up on an argument even if I already know that it's pointless or that I'm wrong. I always try to find a way to make my argument right, and yes, I always, always, always succeed.
I make a crappy girlfriend because when I'm sick or sad, I get really cranky. I would push you away when you try to take care of me, and feel neglected when you don't. I tend to throw temper tantrums, too, so I expect you to hold me down whenever I do.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I drink too much. I can drink for one whole night and not get drunk. But when I've already had one too many drinks, I go crazy and need to be taken care of.
I make a crappy girlfriend because I have trust and commitment issues. I have extremely high walls that need patience and love to be taken down. When I say I trust you, I do, even when I show a hint of doubt sometimes. I am a big paranoid, that's why.
I make a crappy girlfriend because whenever we watch movies or TV shows, I secretly search for its plot/synopsis on Google. I hate being surprised. I like knowing the story beforehand. I love cheap thrills, too, but I'm just one impatient person.
I make a crappy girlfriend because, like what I said in the preceding paragraph, I am impatient. I expect you to answer my calls all the time, even when you're asleep. I expect you to reply to my messages within 10 minutes of reading it. Or else, I go hysterical. I don't like waiting.
I make a crappy girlfriend, JUST BECAUSE.
I make a crappy girlfriend, I know… But I love you more than I love my blueberry cheesecake. And I don't think anyone can beat that!
Can't you see? I'm the only girl made for you. I may be a crappy girlfriend, but I love you immensely, my perfect, silly boyfriend and I'm not gonna let any other girl, or boy, for that matter, take you away from me. :-)
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